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Everyday, the ugly undergoes five stages of grieving in front of the mirror. Stage #1: DENIAL. “Maganda ka, girl!” Stage #2: ANGER. “Shit! Sawang-sawa na ‘ko sa mukhang ‘to! Sumpain ka, Shrek!” Stage #3: BARGAINING. “Lord, puwede bang i-reincarnate mo na ako? Pagandahin mo na ‘ko. Kahit ako na ang pinaka-poor, mapasaakin lang ang mukha ni Cleopatra.” Stage #4: DEPRESSION. “Hay, nanay ko! Saan mo ba ako ipinaglihi? Hu! Hu! Hu! Hu!” Stage #5: ACCEPTANCE. “Hay, naku! Love me for who I am!”
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:00:51 +0000

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