Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. We say they are extremists, but... No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No football No soccer No golf No tailgate parties No Walmart No Cabelas No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers and fries No chocolate chip cookies No lobster, shellfish, or even fish sticks No nachos No Beer nuts No Beer Rags for clothes and towels for hats Constant wailing from the guy next-door because hes sick and there are no doctors Constant wailing from the guy in the tower More than one wife You cant shave Your wives cant shave You cant shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times Your bride is picked by someone else She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 13:09:35 +0000
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