Evidence Uncovered....Jimbo and I have put our differences behind us for the time being. I must admit that Silly Arse is quite a charming fellow and extremely intelligent. I cant say the same for the other three. Neville is a plonker and talks a lot of the time in this really annoying rhyming slang. I just wish he was brown bread. Marcel is also a right idiot and speaks in this really naff broken English. Well he is French what do you expect. Bruce is the dumbest of the lot. He speaks in Strine a lot of the time. Rosella is so right he really is a f...ing galah. He keeps wamping on about the egg nishner in his room. What a tosser. So the events of the day are thus: at about eight this morning Silly Arse was combing the island with his metal detector. On a very secluded part of the beach he found the twenty Zimmer frames buried in the sand. He carefully uncovered them wearing protective gloves. They all had had the section where the jewels were embedded removed. Now these jewels we have since learnt were a mixture of diamonds, rubys, emeralds, and a large amount of stunning opals from Oz. There were also more precious gems on the foot rests which were also missing. Now these Jewel Encrusted Zimmer Frames were worth several million dollars each. They were heavily insured so we might be looking at an inside job. Maybe an insurance scam. Then again it might just have been a very well planned and executed robbery. The press conference didnt achieve a lot. There were a lot of questions mainly from the press who had other commitments around the world and were not allowed to leave the island. Everyone was told that as soon as all the people had been questioned then most would be allowed to leave. Ill keep you posted will all developments. Cheers now and keep on posing.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 10:28:59 +0000
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