Ex- We should start a relationship blog. Me- We didnt work out. Who would listen to us? Ex- The Venus and Mars couple are divorced. We could be experts on how to get along with exes. Me- Im one second away from valium mixed with vodka and you have a weird twitch. No one wants to be us. Ex- You could write how we had dinner out tonight and the kids made us sit together while we were scared we’d run into our significant others. Me- Im not scared of anything cause I live honestly. What do you tell yours about me? Ex- That the kids have a mother. Me- Like Michael Jackson? Like I was the blonde incubator? Ex- I tell them we knew each other for 30 years, tragically I was a fool and it ended. That you were a blonde hottie then the women complain because they say the standard was set pretty high by you. Me- hmmm…. Well, I guess I should stop saying you are a pussy version of Bill Cosby.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 07:44:29 +0000
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