Excerpts from Mizz Lindsey Grahams secret diary have been leaked again. The Johnnikins referred to here may reasonably be assumed to be Senator John McCain (R-AZ) Oh, diary. AirAsia Flight 8501 has gone missing and I fear the worst. The anatomically correct doll of my Johnnikins Ive had custom made in Taiwan may be lost. Worse yet: is it possible that the residual heat from our ferocious passion somehow contributed to bringing the plane down? If so I shall never forgive myself for the plight of those poor Asiatic floaters. My greatest fear is obviously seeing CNN footage of Johnnie bobbing on the surface of the Java Sea, his virile member proudly saluting the seafaring public. Im thinking I shall probably have to invest in a 3D printer to make my girlish dreams come true!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 00:21:49 +0000
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