Excited about my upcoming optical enhancement. I am having my eyeballs de-paired. I want to be able to text while driving and walking and as long as my eyeballs move in unison - I am in constant danger. This surgery will allow me to move my eyeballs independently. My hands and feet can move independently of each other but my damn eyes are locked in a tandem gaze. I know eventually evolution will allow this modification as our technology will force us to have independent eyeball movement. But I dont have time to wait for that. Yes I will look funny, but eventually people will become jealous of my advanced skill. No more looking down and then up quickly to see possible danger. I will be able to keep one eye on my path and another on my phone where it should be.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 16:52:22 +0000
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