Excuses excuses: Africa is a pretty funny place, just ask all the laughing hyenas. --- Fleshing your story on a skeleton of cryptic vocabulary. --- The reluctantly eager boobivore was easily distracted from the fundamentals. --- harvesting fields of cultural flora. --- Barfing up indigestible memes. --- Willessly witlessly foolishing about. --- An epic letdown of broken septic proportions. --- Platonic scamming. --- Time stopping name droppers. --- Unsought geriatric flashmobs tweaking for a peek of the peak. --- Rendered useless by infinite infant insecurities. --- Of course religion in bullet proof, but the Christaholics see this as a rallying cry rather than as an obvious sign of irrelevance. Yeah, Jesus and his buddies are strategically inconsequential. --- I listened to her face with deaf eyes. --- Your mom is hot like elephant flatulence. --- I tried to burrow into her belly button. (NOT YOUR MOM!!!) --- Creative regression. --- Jumping through social hoops like your name was Basketball. --- A repulsively sweet sticky smell, like if a candy bar threw up manure. Okay, go Monday shit up!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Jul 2013 21:58:16 +0000
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