Exodus Movie - AMC Theater - Bathroom critique: 7 women - (all strangers) in 7 stalls having this conversation: Stall #1 - That movie was HORRIBLE! #2 - Right? Hollywood cannot change this story! #3 - Yeah, and everyone had a different accent! #4 - One guy sounded like he was from the Bronx! #2 - Jesus was a little boy but where does it say God was with the burning bush? #5 - Wasnt that the guy from the Terminator movie? He was so fake!! #3 - Oh, and Batman is supposed to be Moses? Whatever! #6- Did Moses really have to carve the Ten Commandments himself in stone? It was like the little God-boy was his boss! #7 - Yeah, that was messed up. Then he told Moses if he didnt like the rules he could put the hammer and chisel down. #1 - Yeah like God gave Moses a choice about the 10 Commandments and he got to decide. #4 - My favorite part was Pharaohs wife jumping on the bed with the frogs. #5 - Did the Jews really build the pyramids? (flush, flush,flush,flush,flush,flush,flush) (Now, all women emerge from their stall and in silence wash their hands. Some lean in to refresh their lipstick or fix their hair. Not another word spoke - they leave one by one...) Best movie review Ive ever witnessed!
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 00:06:38 +0000
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