Expectation: Make zombie cupcakes for Megans classroom, shop for Anna & Elsa Barbie dolls while shes at school, pick her and her sister up from school, Bounce @jump house, Menchies, dinner with Daddy, baths, stories, conquer the world, & bed. Reality: Made greenish box mix cupcakes, search for someone elses cell phone at the theatre, dont find it add it has been picked up????, go to FIVE STORES LOOKING FOR THE STUPID SOLD OUT FROZEN DOLLS OF DEATH, find only Anna at the tiny grocery store, pick up kid and pathetic leftover cupcakes from school, pick up second kid, call bounce place to see if they are open (they are open) show up at bounce place, no one there, wait 20 minutes since the sign on the door said theyd be back 20 minutes ago as did they on the phone, write angry note, leave angry anonymous more on door, go to Menchies with teary kids, perk kids up with sugar, go to park, get rained out, meet Daddy for dinner, tell chef its Megans birthday, restaurant staff sings to another family as we are leaving the restaurant, decide this is normal for your life and feel amused/sad that your kid is doomed to have the same fate, drive to SIXTH store looking for Elsa doll, dont find the doll, go home, baths, stories, punch a puppy.... The end. Good thing we dont have a puppy.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 00:36:12 +0000
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