FAN MAN U!!! Baca weiyh..lawak giler buahahaha Juan Mata has gone from Chelsea to Manchester United in a club record deal that has come .The following is a transcript of how the negotiations probably went. Moyes: Hello, Jose! How are you doing? Mourinho: Better than you. Moyes: Haha! Im only laughing because Sir Alex said Im not allowed to cry more than an hour a day. Anyway, Im calling about Juan Mata. Wed like to make a bid for him. Mourinho: Who? I think you have the wrong number. Moyes: No no, Juan Mata, Jose. The midfielder youre not very fond of. Mourinho: Oh, you mean tiny Iker Casillas? Yes, you can have him. Moyes: Really? You havent even heard my offer yet. Mourinho: I cant find my pen. You can have him if you give me a new pen. Moyes: Well, thats splendid Jose, but to be honest with you, I was hoping to make a statement with this deal and pay a record fee for Manchester United. Say, £37 million? Mourinho: OK. I will take your money for Tiny Iker, but I also want that pen. Moyes: Certainly, Jose. Ill throw in a pen, as well. Mourinho: Then I think we are done here. Moyes: Wonderful! Mourinho: Wait! Moyes: What is it, Jose? Youre not having second thoughts already, are you? Mourinho: I just texted this to Wenger and he said its not fair that I can improve your squad after Chelsea have already played you twice this season and other clubs have not. Then he put an angry face and three exclamation marks. This deal is perfect. It gives you false hope of winning, it gives me a new pen and it gives Wenger something to complain about. Moyes: Excellent, Im glad youre pleased. Its been a pleasure doing business with you, Jose. Mourinho: And its a pleasure beating you, David. Goodbye.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 15:33:25 +0000
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