FEAR OF MISSING OUT Im overwhelmed with F.O.M.O. Its hard to kick. Im sick. Im MOphobic. Id go out to a show though, but theres a list to go over, So Im flapping about like a windswept comb-over. My schedule is listing under the weight of listings My modus is to vacillate my way to miss things, Im intent on events, but prevented by FOMO Ive got six hot tickets and a flyer for Shlomo. Theres a forward planning party, theres a retrospective, Theres the chronic inability to be selective. Theres a slam, theres burlesque, theres a gig in Inverness, Seen the preview, heard the promo, But my style is cramped by FOMO. Im stymied by MOphobia. No wine and dine, and no beer. Cant leave the house, cant go outside like a rabbit in the headlines of the Whats On guide cause I know your bash is bound to clash - Should I stay or should I go, dear?
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 10:30:08 +0000
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