FIVE TYPES OF TERRORISTS STILL WALKING AROUND SCOTFREE! 1. Those people, especially ladies, who carry those Gallitos’ chips with chicken (or samosas) and a half liter coke into a Matatu especially in the evening of the 18th day of the month. 2. For those who live in hoods (ploti) where you share a sink, bathroom and toilet; you know that beautiful lady always at the sink covering herself only with a very revealing light leso…and bending over while she does her laundry. I cannot count how many deaths she has caused. Every plot has this type! 3. Ladies who drag their handsome boyfriends to an all girl event…most of the girls being single or survivors of several relationship. Oh! And the guys who bring along their chiq to a boys only road trip 4. Those parents/guardians who live with children that are not theirs but only buy new clothes for their own children during Christmas leaving the adopted one(s) looking out of place….you should be thrown in a tank full of acid 5. That visiting guy who comes to your local and floods his table with beer bottles, chomas five kilos of mbuzi, takes all your women and when you complain as you sip on your 250ml Bluemoon; he throws you a 750ml Grants to shut you down.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 06:31:28 +0000
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