FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC ... Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 draft Bock beers Woman: How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didnt drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Wheres your Ferrari?
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 00:21:16 +0000