FML MOMENTS! Powered by: Henry’s Hamburgers on M-139 in Benton Harbor & Harbor Country Hydroponics in New Buffalo! • Last night, I found out I’m allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it’s on fire today and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. • Last night, my wife was having an intense dream and was moaning in her sleep! Too bad the name she was moaning wasn’t mine….FML • Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasnt butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, and then farted. FML • Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldnt reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered “Fat Girl problems.” FML
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 20:20:55 +0000