FOOD FOR THOUGHT......A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; The driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breasts; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus. A curious passenger then asks the driver, what are the odd motions all about? The driver explains, the woman is a deaf-mute. She just asked me if a bus ride is five cents, i told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, i told her it was going downtown. The, she asked if the bus was going to pass by the milk-farm, and i told her it was going to pass by the ball park. The passenger interjected, Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus? The driver answered, She replied, Oh shit, am on the wrong bus!
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 07:42:43 +0000
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