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FRED & LILY - Tax Time! My parents are scurrying around, per usual. Moms got a bit of Alzheimers, so it takes her a little longer to get dressed and out the door. DAD: Mom, you cant go out like that...you have a hole in your sleeve! You look like a kawawa! *He is pointing this out for the ump-teenth time. Kawawa is a filipino word for poor thing.* MOM: *Looks at her torn sleeve...surprised and laughing for the ump-teenth time* Dad, where are we going anyway??? DAD: *Patiently...for the ump-teenth time* Were going to the military base to get our taxes done. Uncle Sam wants us our to declare our taxes. *He is very patriotic*. MOM: Oh...OK...I declare that I dont have any money! *giggles, holding up her hand as if she is swearing-in*. DAD: *Speechless. Smiling. Walks away scratching head with stack of important documents in-hand* (3.15.14)
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 18:01:19 +0000

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