FRIDAY FUN - We all know cats have their own big personalities...but who knew recently adopted January volunteer favorite Tiger (now Zeus) was packing this much punch! Another fun tale from Z and his new minion Jared... Hello SPCA Friends! Let us first being with formalities; I am excited to announce that Tiger has been given a beefy new name that I feel is very fitting for his attention-commanding attitude and godly good looks: ZEUS! What better name could be given to a cat that looks like a gathering storm with seriously electric eyes? There isnt one. Now that Ive rocked the boat with a rename, lets get into the hot and heavy of Zeus and Jareds first joint visit to the vet! We went through the 6 stages of capable of handling this but we got through it in one piece! Lets start from the beginning. Stage 1 - Ignorant Bliss After waking up promptly at 9am for some fantastic C/D breakfast (that stands for crazy delicious, right? Obviously) we settled in for some belly rubs and an irresponsible number of cooking videos on YouTube. Dad seems nervous about something and he didnt eat any breakfast, so Im not quite sure why he would torture himself that way. Why does he keep checking his watch? Stage 2 - I Couldnt Hate This More (see video) MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! No amount of classical music will cease the mighty roar of a god-cat scorned! I dont know who Dad thinks he is, but if he puts me in this carrier one more time, I think it might be time to consider emancipation. Actually, no, Dad looks like he might cry...I guess he hates this as much as I do. Stage 3 - I Am Chill and This Is My New Kingdom (This is becoming the least-catchy 6 Stage program Ive ever heard of) This room is smaller than MINE but its got this nice, cool floor that Im totally digging the feeling of against my belly. I have successfully sniffed every alien instrument and surface in this entire space and I am now satisfied with hanging out under this bench while Dad continues to make snapping sounds with his phone. Is this what celebrity rehab is like? Stage 4 - NOPE I look really pissed but Im behaving pretty well. I JUST WANT TO ROAM AROUND MORE! Ive claimed this settlement in the name of Boxland and I demand that you quit prodding me at once! Obviously, they told Dad that I am handsome, fabulous, and in great health...but who is really surprised by any of that? Stage 5 - Yup, I Still Hate This (See stage 2, just in reverse) This took even longer because Dad finally got hungry enough to get Burger King. Whoever this rival king is, he probably isnt as good looking as I am so I shall not partake in any of his ugly peasant food. Instead I will make my discomfort known with much more meowing and whining. I sound pretty great...it may be time to write myself a part in a cat opera! MeeeeeeeoooOOOOOOW!!!!!! Stage 6 - Contented Cat Ah! So good to be home at last. That wasnt such a big deal and I am so excited to be expanding the territories of Boxland! Dad wont stop whining about his wallet but at least he put down some catnip before jumping on his laptop to check his bank account balance. Todays greens taste like a 2009...perhaps from the temperate Central California region (That was a great year for rainfall, if I recall). Time to watch Dad play Call of Duty with his friends online! If you think me meowing in the car was bad, you should hear the things he yells into his headset! Luckily, he has me to help spot enemies; I cant imagine how hed be able to fend for himself on the battlefield. Until next time, friends!
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 13:03:24 +0000
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