FRIDAY FUNNY! This is the story of George Phillips of Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that hed left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked Is someone in your house? and George said no & explained the situation. They then explained that all patrol cars were busy and he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when the became available. George said OK hung up, counted to 30 and called the police again. Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed stealing things. Well you dont have to worry about them now because Ive just shot them all. Then he hung up. Within 3 minutes 5 squad cars, an armed response unit and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red handed. One of the police said to George I thought you said that youd shot them! George replied I thought you said that there was nobody available!
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 04:30:01 +0000
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