FUN PAGE A man at works calls home and his 8 year old daughter picks the phone: Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. The little girl quipped After a brief pause daddy says, but honey you havent got an Uncle Paul!! Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mummy right now Brief Pause uh ok then this is what I want you to do: put the phone on the table, run upstair, knock the bedroom door and shout mommy daadys car just arrived at the gate Ok daddy just a minute A while later little girl comes back to the phone. Done it Daddy What happened girl? Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the staircase now she is not moving at all What about Uncle Paul? asked Dad. He jumped out of the window into the swimming, but guess he didnt know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think hes dead. After a really long pause this time..........Daddy says Swimming Pool, but we dont have a swimming pool!! Ah ! Is this number 0244121212 ? No this is 0244212121 Oooohhh sorry wrong number Should the man be arrested and charged for murder???? Answer please Powered by Jeremy Leo
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 07:10:59 +0000
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