FUNNY AFRICA PROVERBS... Caution:Be mindful of some STRONG words. 1. When hot water quarrels with the flour, its the cooking stick that always mediate. 2. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat. 3. Getting married to a girl who weighs more than 80kg is polygamy. 4. When a tsetse fly perches on your balls, it takes great skill not force, to kill it.... 5.However much the buttocks are in a ...hurry,they will always remain at the back. 6. If the throat can swallow a knife the anus must find a way of expelling it. 7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. 8. The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem. 9. The frown on the face of a goat does not prevent it from being taken to the market. 10. No matter how far you urinate, the last drops always falls at your feet. 11. No matter how much weed you smoke you cannot be the MOST HIGH. 12. One who sleeps with an itchyanus wakes up with smelly fingers. 13. He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks from the same stream. 14. The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef. 15.The earth is a small place does not mean you can trek from Nigeria to Ghana 16. A woman with big buttocks dose not mean she is under punishment until she has to hurry up in a tight market space 17. No matter the size of an Elephant, it can never cause an Earth quake. 18. No matter how you wash and perfume the anus, it will still release it odour. 19. No matter how you feed a lizard it can never become a crocodile 20. When you see a fat man it doesnt mean he eats alot 21. A man who inherits a wife does not know that marriage has much expenses 22. No matter how funny or intresting this write up might be there is surly a better ones coming #fun
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 13:27:19 +0000
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