FUNNY LIARS There are three kind of liars...(1) The man whom others cant believe. He is harmless. Let him alone. (2) The man who cant believe others.He has probably made a careful study of human nature.If you dont put him in jail, he wil find out that you are a hypocrite. (3)The man who cant believe himself. He is a cautious individual. Encourage him! CHECK OUT THIS JOkE.... A sea worker anxious to secure leave of absence went to his boss with a most convincing tale about his sick wife,breaking her heart for his absence. The boss familiar with the workers ways replied.. I am afraid,you are not telling me the truth. I have just received a letter from your wife asking me not to let you come home because you always get drunk,break the furniture and maltreat her shamefully. The staff greated the boss and started to leave. Then he stoped at the door,turned and said... Sir,please may i speak to you,not as your worker,but as man to man? Yes, what is it? Well sir,what i want to tell you is this...lowering his voice.. YOU AND I ARE TWO OF THE MOST ILIGANT LIARS THE LORD EVER MADE. I AM NOT MARRIED AT ALL. HAHAHA..
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 16:34:40 +0000
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