FUNNY QUOTES......... ........ A true friend is like a Penis,he - TopicsExpress



          

FUNNY QUOTES......... ........ A true friend is like a Penis,he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra,she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom,he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a Vagina,she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you? Penis,Condom,Bra or Vagina friend? Do you know that the Penis is the greatest breakfast ever?It has a mushroom head,a sausage body,two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1.Its very courteous,it stands before it performs 2.It is very emotional,it weeps during performance 3.It is polite,it bows after performing. True Or False?
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 22:32:50 +0000

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