FUNNY Quotes as compiled by A.Y peters. 1. Nowadays even ashawo get serious boyfriends ----- Patience Jonathan{2011} 2. D water used in making eba cannot be recovered..---Barack Obama (2009)... 3. Those who eats Indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams......Aristotle (1806) 4. He who fight and run away, na fear dey catch am.....MIKE TYSON (1998) 5. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried HAUSA perfume ----Isaac Newton (1904) 6. He who fully unwrap a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret ----- Abraham Lincoln (1864) 7. Anyone who thinks he has manyenemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member ---William Shakespeare (1788) 8. Anyone who graduated withoutexperiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria--- Lord Lugard (1904) 9. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....Obasanjo (1999) 10. Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty----Queen Elizabeth(1893) 11. Any toilet wey dey clean never jam correct shit.-----Arinze (2014) 12. Anybody wey say notin dey happen for dis country 9ja will be shot 9 times ----2face Idibia (2006) 13. He who runs around looking forscissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry---- Sir Alex Ferguson (2005) 14. Nigeria was never on the map when God said # LET_THERE_BE_LI GHT----- Buhari (1980) 15. Whether Jonah swallowed d fish or d Fish swallowed Jona, All na d same----Abacha (1970) 16. Any one who thinks there are no human chimpanzees. Then you have not met me ----- OBASANJO (1999) 17.It is better for me to kill myself than to commit suicide-----Patience Janathan(2009) 18.the plane crash in Nigeria is getting too much, i think it is because the Road safety and the V.I.O are not doing their work effectively---------Patience Jonathan (2013). NA JOKE O, BECAUSE I WAS THERE NOR BE BETTER ENGLISH FOR NAIJA O.LOL
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