FUNNY THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY... #SERIOUS_CLEAR_FACTS * We live in a country were the masses would be accussing the acting President that hes responsible for the corruption that is in this country... ++++ sheaa na him train all this people wey dey corrupt the country?? * We live in a country where the northerners will be acting against the presiding president, they even treathening to impeach him.... ++++ sheaa if to say na Abachas regime dey fit do like this? Long live MILITARY GOVERNMENT.. * We live in a Country where the former president will write a private letter to the acting president and ask him to read the private letter in the Newspaper or television... ++++ bros abeg weting come make the letter PRIVATE?? Nawa..oo hatred!! * We live in a Country where Governors from the rulling party will purposely leave the rulling party and join the oppossing party buh the laws making assemblies will silent about it... ++++ Abeg this one na freedom of Association??, sheaa them no deserve impeachment? * We live in a Country where the governor will have a minor headache and theyll fly him abroad for treatment.. ++++ Abeg..oo if the hospitals wey dey naija no good, make them tell us na, make we dey go Togo or even Ghana here dey treat ourselves... * We live in a country where a governor of a state would patch a very small road on the street. And just to commission the road, theyll call LIVE BAND, WOMEN WOULD SEW UNIFORMS, 2FACE wil perform, even INYAYA & WIZKID, CNN go cover am.. Do party join. ++++ sheaa the money for celebration never pass road wey them do.. DEM for invite OBAMA... * We live in a country where an elected political representatives (politicians) will av a large amount of money and valuable possession in the country more than those who are in the department that carry out the work of government (civil servants) ++++ abeg..oo civil servant and politician who dey deserve money pass?? Una dey do ojoro abi? * We live in a country where your phone network privider will award you with megabytes buh wil remove the network untill the day theyll remove the megabytes ++++ long live MTN in 9ja.. * We live in a country where if you mistakenly kill one person, youll be sentenced to death buh if you kill more than 100, government will call you for AMNESTY (FORGIVENESS) ++++ for this 9ja the more your crime the lesser the punishment.. Lolz. * We live in a country where traffic waders e.g LATMA are not there to prevent you 4rm offending buh they are hiding praying for you to offend so that they will fine you ++++ as ure reading this post nw 3 of my daddys abandon cars are in FRSC GARRAGE.. Jst bcus the money wey dem go charge u go pass the money that u for use and buy new 1.. * We live in a country were at any means u steal MAGGI youll be labelled a thief but when you steal BILLIONS, they wil set up a committee to look into your case. ++++ shey na committee steal the money? Carry am go jail jhoor. * We live in a country where an old man in the village will not want to leave power as the king even after death, hell still go and be acting as gods collecting drinks. ++++ maybe when them go give am blackberry Z10 and load #500,000 recharge card him go retire. NONSENSE!! * We live in a country were despite all that is happening, we jst sit down, turn our problems into comedy, laugh about it. ++++ as you are laughing now and still find a reason to move ahead!! * We live in a country were people will be buying #10,000 ticket jst to watch comedy show, buh on sunday they wil put #50 as their tithe and offering. ++++ remember say ure cheating God.oo, long live AY PORTHARCOURT SHOW. * We live in a country where an oil company wil be looking for fresh graduates not more than 25yrs with 5yrs experience. ++++ them for go CRECHE or even KINDERGATIN go do recruitment.. IDIOT! * We live in country where bribing is not a crime, until ure caught. ++++ even the EFCC chairman go dey say guy u 4 no let us catch u na, u no sharp atall. * We live in a country where an official bodies of people employed by the the state to prevent crime and and keep the public orders (police & soldier) wil be fighting themselves in the public. +++ sheaa dem be JETLI & CHAKIE CHAN. * We live in a country a Pastor (also a politician) wil boldly come out and say God says he wil win the election, and when he doesnt win, hell say the election is Rigged. ++++ buh he talk say God sent na.. Long live FRESH PARTY, hope to ur face again in 2015.. * We live in a country where people will finish reading a post like this and vow theyll never comment or Like and even share to others to read also..
Posted on: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:05:42 +0000
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