FUNNY TIE (to the tune of Honey Pie by the Beatles) It was a - TopicsExpress

FUNNY TIE (to the tune of Honey Pie by the Beatles) It was a Christmas Eve What a happy time Now we open presents Know what I will find And if I could only say it Here is what Id whine Funny tie My kids gave me for Christmas It was not on my wishlist But wear it I will do Funny tie Though it looks pretty crappy Ill pretend that Im happy As intended I do Though it has a picture of a horses ass Alas, Ill have to wear it to My theology class Oh runny pie My wife spent the day baking Though my stomach is quaking Ill have a piece or two Runny pie, stares back at me I like it, my dear Oohh, I like this kinda loose kind of filling Juice kinda spilling, bleedin on me Feed it to me, not on my shoes Soon the Sunday high that is aglow in me Will give way to Monday sigh or three Money dry Santas hard on my credit Love it so but Im glad it Comes only once a year