FUNNY!, WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO BUT STILL APPLIES TODAY. Why do us women have to be so unrealistic sometimes? We just wanna see beauty (that doesn’t exist) in everybody, We wanna get along, be loved and be accepted by everybody, We wanna hop, skip and jump peacefully in a meadow somewhere, where birds are chirping, We wanna smile and look pretty all the freakin time We wanna be a size 2, :-/ We wanna smell like peaches and flower even when we are sweaty... We wanna bring peace to every chaotic situation We want our teeth to sparkle when we smile, our eyes to glisten when we are looking into the mid-distance, We wanna be all sweet and kind and sickeningly loveable, We think our children are so innocent and perfect (not always), We wanna be everybody’s expert counselor, We wanna just be happy, happy, happy… STOP IT! LOL Be REAL, People are ugly, To hell with those that don’t like us, Meadows don’t exist anymore calm yourself, It’s ok to frown and look messed up once in a while, A real woman isn’t a size 2 and you never will be if we keep eating hohos and ding dongs…accept it and move on. (and yes you do look fat in that dress…work it anyway!) You are stinky, its human nature. If it’s not your chaos, leave it alone, mind your business. Your teeth are yellow from coffee and your eyes are blood shot from lack of sleep, get over it. Love yourself! Your kids are bad and that’s that… spank them already, so they learn! (If you do not, then don’t get mad when I roll my eyes at your little rug rats, They are annoying!) Nobody wants your advice; people are too busy learning from their own damn mistakes, save it! It’s ok to be Happy, pissy, moody, and annoying…BE YOU!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 13:18:36 +0000
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