Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you dont copy and paste this message in the next 37 seconds. Forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother and call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only is the above going to happen, but Facebook will start charging you tomorrow. They are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies and pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you dont re-post this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire. Its all true. It was on the news! Its official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy and paste into their status.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 01:46:47 +0000