Facts about women. -Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. -Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. -Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like theyre actually in control. -Women especially love a bargain. The question ofneed is irrelevant, so dont bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. -Women never have anything to wear. Dont question the racks of clothes in the closet; youjust dont understand. - Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when theres a spider or a wasp involved. -Women cant keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they dont view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. - Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. - Women cant refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what shes doing. It might be the lottery calling. - Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldnt need toys if women had anon/off switch. - Women think all beer is the same. - Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and youll have a pretty good idea about how shell be in bed. - Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling. - Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility,Its there in the bible. hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple? - Women do not know anything about cars.Oil-stick, oil doesnt stick? - Women have better restrooms. Ladies receive the royal treatment in the ladies room. Gents just get a large bowl to share. - The average number of items in a typical womans bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. - Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women arent looking, men kick cats. - Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. - After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. - Women dont understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be. - If a man goes on a seven-day trip, hell pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip shell pack 21 outfits because she doesnt know what shell feel like wearing each day. - Women brush their hair before bed. - Woman have legs only so they wont leave tracks like snails. - Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. - Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,How do I look? - Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. - A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. - Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 20:08:13 +0000
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