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Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law: U club too? Man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law: What! U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!! Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re murderer! Man: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain old man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him. Father-In-Law: U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 11:11:13 +0000

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