Father-In-Law: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law: You club too? Man: I’m sorry sir. I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law: You have also been in prison before? Oh my God! Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!! Father-In-Law: What!!! You are a killer??? Man: Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter, so I killed him. Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. You are absolutely the right Man for my Daughter!!!
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 20:24:50 +0000