Father Kapaun, The Old Cow Dies, Brit Humor & Honor, 1 of a kind. (& worth passing around again). This is the Man that Kapaun Air Station in Kaiserslautern, Germany is named after. He is a Medal Of Honor Awardee. A Story of a Great Chaplin from the Korean War: Fr. Kapaun - YouTube Fr. Kapaun - YouTube View on youtube Preview by Yahoo Heres another Old One, but it is also still funny! The Old Cow Dies A Cow runs out into the Road & a Limo driving late at night hits her head on. The Car comes to a stop. The Woman in the Back Seat, in her Usual Abrasive Manner, says to the Chauffeur, You get out and check on that Poor Cow. The Chauffeur gets out, checks & reports that the Animal is dead, but it appeared to be Very Old. Well, says the woman, You were driving, so you go and tell the Farmer in that Lighted Farmhouse over there. 2 Hours Later, the Chauffeur returns Totally Inebriated, a Full Stomach, his Hair ruffled & with a Big Grin on His Face. My God, What Happened to You? asks the Woman. The Chauffeur replies, When I got there, the Farmer opened his Best Bottle of Single Malt Scotch, the Wife gave me a Meal fit for a King & the Daughter made love to me. What on earth did you say? asks the Woman. Well, I just knocked on the Door & when it opened, I said to them, Im Nancy Pelosis Chauffeur & Ive just Killed the Old Cow. Dont You Just Love A Story With A Happy Ending? =========================================================== More Politically Incorrect Political Humor: Police in London found a Bomb outside a Mosque. They told the Public not to panic as they managed to Push It Back Inside. =========================================================== During Last Nights High Winds, an African Family were killed by a Falling Tree. A Spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said, We didnt even know they were living up there. ============================================================ Jamaican Minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough Television Shows with Minorities in mind. So, now Crime Watch is being shown 5 Times A Week now. ============================================================ I was reading in the Paper today about this Dwarf that got Pick Pocketed. How Could Anyone Stoop So Low? ============================================================ I was walking down the Road when I saw an Afghan Bloke standing on a 5th. Floor Balcony Shaking a Carpet. I shouted up to him, whats up Abdul? Wont it Start? ============================================================ >>>>>>> A Veteran, whether Active Duty, or Retired, is Someone, who at 1 point in His or Her Life, wrote a Blank Check made payable to The United States Of America, for an Amount of Up To & Including His or Her Life. That Is Honor & there are Way Too Many People in this Country who No Longer Understand This!
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 01:42:29 +0000
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