Father OMalley rose from his >> bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked >> to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the >> beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in >> the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US House of >> Representatives for assistance. The conversation went like this: Good >> morning. This is Speaker Pelosi. How might I help you? And the best of >> the day te yerself. This is Father OMalley at St.Brigids. Theres a >> jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a >> couple o yer lads to take care of the matter? Speaker Pelosi, >> considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, Well now >> father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last >> rites! There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father >> OMalley then replied: Aye, thats certainly true, but we are also >> obliged to first notify the next of kin.
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