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February 14th - Valentines day/Singles awareness day. February 13th - Desperation Day: Much like Valentines Day itself, Desperation Day dates back thousands of years. Weddings were forbidden under ancient Roman law, so Saint Valentine performed them in secret, under threat of death. And right by Saint Valentines side was his best bro, Saint Desperatious, there to pick off insecure bridesmaids. Every woman wants a date on Valentines Day. That neediness reaches its climax (whatup) on February 13th; a magical night when a 10 has the self esteem of a 4 and the depraved enthusiasm of a 2. -Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6, Episode 16, entitled Desperation Day February 12 - My birthday. Its almost as though I came out screaming Desperate women of the world, rejoice for I have arrived!! Happy Valentines day people.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 19:52:49 +0000

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