Feeling Crazy HAPPY! November 03, 2013 Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldnt Be a Filipino-American US President, By David Letterman 10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives. 9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van). 8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners. 7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper? 6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork 5. Secret Service staff wont respond to psst... psst or hoy¦.hoy¦hoy¦ 4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard. 3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House. 2. State dinners do not allow Take Home. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDNT BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS... 1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 17:35:52 +0000