Feeling super sad and pissed off that The Lex, one of the only lesbian bars in SF, is being forced out of the Mission. Proposal: Who wants to spend one day every week for the next six months with me collecting and bringing all of the grossest trash from our neighborhoods in Oakland and dumping it on street corners in the Mission? I have a car. Pissing on doormats along Valencia, also an option. This action inspired by this excerpt from The Advanced Elvis Course by CA Conrad: One of my favorite vices is littering in wealthy neighborhoods. For days I save litter for the million dollar houses and condominiums: candy wrappers, wads of dirty tissues, used condoms, mayonnaise jars nearly licked clean, expired Atlantic City casino coupons. I kiss my picture of Elvis and promise Him I will NEVER litter in the neighborhoods of the poor! NEVER! I can hear Him answer, LET THE RICH MAN KNOW HIS TRUE WORTH! LET HIM SEE THE CONDITION OF HIS SOUL ON THE STREETS OUTSIDE HIS HOME! I promise Elvis, I will, I will!
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 07:05:55 +0000