Fellas, never argue with a woman. Ever. Everything you say is evidence that will be held against you at a later date. She is using her brain to right click on everything you say and download it into a folder that she will open up when you least expect it. Dont fall for her pretending that she has a bad memory. Like if youre watching a basketball game and youre trying to explain to her whats going on, she might say something like Oh sorry, theres just so much to learn and its hard to remember. Really? Its hard to learn what a basketball foul is... but you have an entire transcript memorized of everything I said 7 months ago? This isnt just relationships. Moms can do the same thing. One time my mom was taking a nap and I woke her up asking for something and she was like Why cant you let me sleep? When you were in first grade, you used to wake me up all the time at night asking for apple juice, and then when I took you to the kitchen, you didnt want it anymore. I was like Mom, I was 7. Hasnt the statute of limitations passed on that? Also, is there any Apple Juice in the fridge? Men, we cannot win against women in arguments. Its like playing a game of Uno. You might think youre killin it for a while putting down so many cards youre holding. But as youre putting down cards, she is sitting there smiling because shes been saving a Draw Four Wild Card the entire time that she knows will straight up own you.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 18:24:42 +0000
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