Females. If you saw this on a dating website... what would your thoughts/reaction be? I personally would be interested. I grow my own beetroot. Its been a family tradition for generations. Every May we all go down to the stream together and wash our veg in the cold, spring water. Whoevers beetroot has the best looking face in its scraggly roots wins the family curtains for a year. Ive never had the curtains. If you do fall for my seductive facial hair remember I told you that I never ever won those curtains. Most days I start by working out. I have a work out regime that I learned in the army before they kicked me out. I put the 90s classic song by Olive- Youre not alone on repeat. I am well fit. I can sing. Singing is one of my passions. I once toured Scandinavia as a Meatloaf impersonator. Unfortunately the road of rockn roll is paved with excess. My OCD kicked in on tour and I became addicted to sniffing furniture polish. There was a horrible incident involving a very clean glass table and a german that brought about me being instituitionalised and brought back home. Whilst in hospital I discovered the magic of the bonobo monkey. I have written poetry about monkeys and a chant Come on set your monkey free, Come on free your chimpanzee. This has become an obsessive mantra. Through meditation on the bonobo and repetition of this chant I have reached a sense of peace and serenity. I can show you the ways of monkitation in 4 easy steps. This is a gift I believe that no other guy on this site can offer you. Please feel free to contact me with expressions of interest or just general advice.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 20:31:33 +0000
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