Feminists, The NSA, The Media, and how it controls you. This weekend we found through leaked photos that Jennifer Lawrence, as suspected, does indeed have boobs. And they are on her chest. Women all over wishing for John Stamos, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and the like were very disappointed. The NSA leaked these photos to tighten restrictions and extend their government overreach. Had they leaked pics of a bunch of famous wangs there would be a Pinterest overload right now of women comparing shapes and sizes and discussion boards of disappointment. Instead, the feds are on the job to track down and unknown hacker that works for them. (See also: goose chase) And then frame someone that we never hear about again. Were there any famous wangs in the leaks? Oh yes. Did the media tell you about the highest paid pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball (Justin Verlander) whose girlfriend is arguably the most beautiful woman on the planet. This man is quite a bit bigger than JLaw considering his $180 million dollar contract. Her pics had some boob and some butt. His hacked phone had actual video of him sticking his P in the V of women besides his gf, Kate Upton who coincidentally shows her boobs for a living. I counted at least 7 other women in intimate situations with him. Infidelity isnt as popular these days as keeping a boob taboo in the US all as part of higher Orwellian security measures. So yeah, go look at his junk, ladies. It isnt as fun as youd think. Thats why it didnt make the news and it isnt on a Pinterest board somewhere beside Channing Tatum and Haley Joel Osment. #TheFappening #yelawolverine2016
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 18:27:32 +0000
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