Feng Shui Management Accounting Tips By the time this sees print, these short cuts to profit from feng shui would have been shared in a talk before a conference of certified public accountants in Makati City recently. Formal education teaches accountants how to manage costs, revenues to exact a proper rate of return on investments with targetted profits! Feng shui similarly teaches this but in the most symbolic and lateral thinking way. Here are the key generally accepted feng shui principles and symbolisms to improve profitability, both personally and professionally, at home and at work: To increase sales: Money cat figurines or the maneki neku from Japan symbolically calls in good relations and at least a thousand customers a day. It may even call a lover! For a lover is ones most ardent customer so to speak! Money frog figurines or rings is the money cat counterpart in China. These are both placed facing the main door, at home or office to attract customers or lover(s)! As the saying goes, one can always marry into wealth too! Sales may be good accounting wise, but often falter when it comes to collections! So to manage accounts receivables, or collect debts, here are the feng shui tips: Water features like pond, better with waterfalls pointed towards entering the main door of a home or establishment. Provided its siting is professionally guided by a genuine geomancer of feng shui expert, wrong placement can spell financial and personal disaster! Aquariums with lucky fish inside the home or office. Again it must be professionally guided lest a gold digger exploit one romantically to bankruptcy both of body, mind or spirit. There are secret techniques to truly bolster collection and surplus in this regard which can be shared confidentially only upon actual consultation lest quack or fake feng shui consultant posers learn unscrupulously from this article! Proven and tested methods that shows how feng shui works. When it comes to income generation, even internal or external landscaping decoration helps in feng shui as follows: Outside gardens may be planted with any bamboo plant to generate not only good health to the home or establishment but also good profitability! Inside a house or office, even live bamboo plants except the bonsai variety will generate more profits. Same with equivalent symbolic art works like paintings, wallpaper designs or even business logo! So there overall, these three vital drivers of management accounting: sales, collections and income can be boosted via feng shui techniques. What to avoid to protect business profitability and survival as well as growth? Avoid wrong water feature or painting placements in the office or home that lead to illicit romantic affairs that physically drain hardearned monies from the rightful legal bank account beneficiaries! Watch out for wrong lighting diffuser fixtures that promote monetary embezzlements similar to the Senate offices and Congress or even the Palace (?) ergo promoting the likes of pork scams! A closely guarded secret, this remedy helped turned around Philippine Airlines from financial quagmire and debacle to a healthy flier of the friendly skies once more at the turn of this millenium! Avoid lion or tiger images, symbols that eat up on profits by promoting losses and internal implosive home or office politics detrimental to productivity and profits! Even jaguar, cougar, panther, leopards or man eating beasts for that matter. Never ever have any octagon symbol around be it in designs or the popular giveaway clocks from suppliers! Even plates, ashtrays, tables or most of all logo. Avoid the principal CEO or COO unlucky colors in both exterior or interior designs, office uniforms, graphics and corporate identity programs! Avoid incompatible employees in hiring, using feng shui guidance in order to promote conducive industrial harmony and teamwork, not only in the office but at home too. These broad outline of feng shui management accounting principles will in a going concern not only balance your balance sheet, improve the bottomlines but most of all give you that margin of safety and intrinsic values to your business accounting endeavors which translate simply to prudential asset management! Happy accounting of your blessings everyone! And laugh your way to the banks so to speak! Cheers!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 01:50:05 +0000