Few marriage humors are enjoyable The Wife Issue By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. George W. Bush I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Rudy Giuliani Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. Michael Jordan Ive had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnt The third gave me more children! Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. Shaquille O Neal The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once... Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Tommy Lee A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel! Second Guy: Youre lucky, mines still alive. Jimmy Kimmel Honey, what happened to ladies first Husband replies, Thats the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first David Letterman First theres the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after...es Suffer...ing! Jay Leno
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