Finall! Finished recording my rap that I know youve all been dying to hear, so here it is. Big thanks to Stu Fu at Noise Control Studios for putting up with me being a primmadonna and throwing studio equipment around. https://soundcloud/ncstudios/word-doc-by-mck9 Lyrics: Look, half of you won’t understand the dentistry. The other half won’t comprehend the Rap God parody. Prepare to be, mezmorized by the Glare of these gems I write, no one can compare to me. I don’t care if you don’t agree, cuz I’m aware that, probably My mom’ll be the only one followin me I’m beginning to feel that you have got, have got Rampant caries cuz your teeth have black rot, black rot All your teeth from the front to the back rock , back rock You say you brush every day, clearly you have not cuz If you had really brushed all your teeth That plaque on it would have sloughed But it cracks off like crack rocks That bacteria crap upon So I’m chippin and I’m strippin off this All that buildin’ up? It’s calculus If you’re fillin’ up use the suction tip or spit Not an MD just a dentist But my chill chair-side manner’s the best, Drill-o-matic (drilling addict) Your ghoulish drool, pooling on my tools is ruining the finish Of this fine Finnish instrument, it’s sick n it’s slick Like my Irish wit which is a bit more morbid But my heritage is of no importance, I’m American but I’m not there I’m livin in Nueva Zealand Which is conflictin with my natural tendency to condescend Cuz it’s chill here; everybody’s filled with cheers and calm and zen But my competence will conquer in Any competition makin you wishin you could calm this kid. My confidence is a consequence Of common sense and cognizance And a convention of cool con men who are confessin That this run-on sentence makes no kind of sense Before we begin I’ll need your John Hancock, Hancock And while you read that let me use my hand wash, hand wash I’ll sit you up if you need so you can cough, If it’s sensitive tell me I’ll back off, back off Everybody comes to me with preconceived notions and bad thoughts When you don’t admit that I’m so legit You must be jokin , kid, you’re brain’s broken quit I’m just a lone dentist who’s work won’t get dissed Or called “a phoned-in miss” cept by faux-critics Slingin stones, sticks, bricks, and ifya fo-get that My soul’s committed to progress in my profession. I’ll repeat it slow again. Now I’m into attemptin’ to try to get due attention Of that deity, you, Eminem, before they sue him again Thereby creating more of that hating over-stating what is too evident Free dentistry the offer’s open to the true Slim to drill through into his dentin It’s, such a ball-tease When I’m trying to burnish much at all in these You know that’s always tough with tall class 3’s If you have a lunch time fall injury, And you bust a bunch or all your teeth Don’t wait too much, call in, please To me, Doctor Ryan Smagalski (with your) Little grey lookin teeth What shade? I can’t say without violating confidentiality “You witnessing a mass-occur like you’re watching a church gathering taking place” that’s not plagiary Ok, that’s unchanged, but that’s a great simile I want a thumbs up, pat on the back “way to go” from Weird Al and maybe just a “hey” from Shady Those are straight crooked teeth, but no decay on those teeth? I give a “hell yeah” to every patient with these I’mma work on only fractures and caries and stay the hell away from any OK lookin teeth Face full of teeth, with no extractions/impactions There’s no need to replace any teeth I’m beginning to suspect those cracks aren’t, cracks aren’t Superficial, subgingival tracks far, tracks far My patients all roll up like they’re in half-guard, half-guard Defensive stance and pissed in pants, they have scars From a childhood trauma, they’re not gonna wanna pass start, pass start I’ll be the doc, you be the patient, please just wait and become patient Too often I’m reaquainted with phobias and de-gloved hatred That are being demon-strated, Latent mistrust, stated disgust, I know the state of this must Be completely obviated My next patient is a fighter, thinks he’s Neo in The Tofflemire Band. My hands so fast call me Doc Oc crossed with the Spider Man, you’re a burn out, call him Bunsen lighter Damn! He didn’t mean to spit such fire, please don’t quit, just retire! But I wanna make sure before I pack it on this track I get back on track to track lac- Tobacilli that try to hide in the backs, sides, between, behind And inside of your canines, you.. done.. hypocalcified One of your ”eyes” some criticize sums of fluoride Added to the O plus double hydrogen supply But it’s justified, just politicized by those who think it’s fun to try To undercut and fight what we’ve come to find helps even thoses with dumb minds Who’s bloodlines are undefined cuz their family tree is one line Who can’t seem to find enough time To brush and floss and who’s fault is that? Ugh, mine?! It’s my, own, in,come, I’m tryin ta, undermine! But they’ve found out now there’s a limit to the benefit if you don’t combine Caaaalcium when you treat ‘em, if you wanna remin- Realize you need some phosphate; it’s the key ta Bioavailability-so ya can see some in the serum Otherwise the applied fluoride absorption seems done. And I just bought a new cure light cuz it’s sure bright, it was an impulse buy Like when I bought computer software Cuz I wasn’t aware that while I was there some chairs had been ordered to the office. Crap-on-a-stick those cost a bit, we’d gone and done it, blew through our budget. I tried to find finer a way to write these rhymes but gave up and played games online ”Hey Em, I’ma kill it too” Lyrics comin at you with ultrasonic speed (mean hygiene) The village of the villains that I’m killin with my drill and then refillin, with that nill amalgam spillage, is well over a million cavities but I’m pleased more than ever when I see them getting better, saying cheese and now time for reconstruction of the function so that you can still be munchin On a bunch of nuts and crunchin crackers without crackin’ nothin’ But the fact is that there’s somethin’ lackin in your cuspal tip Relationship; I noticed this cuz it should fit much like a glove. It is an easy fix for one of my profession Craftin natural dentition, then you make unnatural dents in it. “Oh he’s so anal”, Well that’s what they say when you give an actual pent up shhhhhh. Don’t pack, hard snacks they crack, teeth That’s a factual sense tip But the lack of in-salts, in fact Can cause a contractual tense twitch So I shouldn’t be averse to cursin Like I’m versus verses versed in universal hurt From an adversary with a history of adversity worse than a spurned virgin still thirstin for her first burstin brautworst and you’re Sure your bur isn’t burnin virgin tooth there, sir? Ugh… I have no history of strife, I’ve had a pretty easy life And so it’s cheating if I write About me beating my ex-wife. I pull teeth myself cuz I don’t refer what I prefer to do and I peel gums and sneak by these, try to feel buccal beside the... Whoops, my steel cut your cheek, my B Don’t worry I’ll fix that, make it right, seal up that leak tightly That was close, I was afraid he might squeal, buck, tweak, or bite me In my head I’m stressing, it’s like a reel dumb geek is crying I should change that masseus’ hygiene deal from once a week to nightly Cuz now they’re asking me to illuminate the gloomy state Of their tooth decay, then enumerate “What can we do today?” Blew me away That they care, so there in the chair the prep I did prepare, to my dismay. Oh damnit, how’d those gums get shredded? there’s heme cuz it’s bleedin’ But if I can’t achieve hemostasis, how the hell ‘m I supposed to keep it from seepin’? It’ll creep in the deep end. I should seek some more sleep and Take a break and rest up or I might be weak for the weekend, To impress a broad (arch) And make her sleek veneer teeth then. You’ll never need to read these notes again, think not You gotta respect this, Werd Doc. I’d like to sacrifice a virgin now, please URGH
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 22:45:46 +0000
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