Finally it is time to introduce our fallen superstar signing Josip has been Jadric. This bloke takes out the award for being the biggest flop in the team and there are some major flops he had to beat to get this top honour. Josip was born in Kenya where he learned how to run fast barefoot chasing after his dinner for the night. His village back home relied on his speed to feed them for the year. At a young age he was adopted by a nice Croatian family in Canberra where Josip started his career at deakin before moving to Oconnor knights where he started playing first grade before making the move back to Canberra fc. I think in the last 4 seasons Josip has played about 10 games as he is always injured or sick but really he is just shit. He is best known for his blistering pace and speed down the line. His biggest failure was making the big move to Sydney united where he lasted a whole 5 games realised he was shit and quickly got back on the highway and to came back to canberra. Due to a severe case of home sickness, Josips hopes and dreams of becoming a professional footballer were short lived as he made he way back the the 20s deakin to spread his wisdom on the pitch to the youth of Canberra fc. The rumoured transfer figure in the millions is said to be one of the biggest mistakes in Sydney uniteds long history. Unfortunatly this isnt the first time Josip has failed as he also couldnt quite make the cut in the Bahrain league in his prime. For so much promise this bloke has delivered very little and that is why he has ended up at the Seljaks where he belongs, and we will try to develop this flop into a superstar once again. As the board has identified Josip as more of a liability then an asset we have only signed him on a 1 year contract ending in December 2014 and will review his performances before committing to a long term deal. Goodluck for the 2014 season. Well done Josip
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 07:48:03 +0000
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