Fine, state of Maryland. Take your blood money, but with this - TopicsExpress



          

Fine, state of Maryland. Take your blood money, but with this curse: May all your Starbucks baristas burn your morning coffee. May your driers shrink your clothing one size too small, including that which is 100% cotton. May all your DVDs scratch two scenes before the end of the movie. May your iphone screens crack the day after your AppleCare warranty expires. And finally and most diabolically, may your Facebook wall load only ads and foursquare checkins from people you hated in high school. So mote it be
Posted on: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 03:39:27 +0000

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