Finger nails are like socks... they conspire to drive you damn - TopicsExpress



          

Finger nails are like socks... they conspire to drive you damn crazy. Socks hide in some black hole in the dryer with all your wash towels, and nails, one breaks and they all act like you are just a f... I mean screwup... they all break. Who breaks four damn nails in one day???? I hate Costco, Ikea, and Hobby Lobby well... more like a love hate. I hate that I love them, but I love why I hate them. I am seriously going to have to consider marriage or pulling a restraining order against my sopaholic "Soccer Mom" daughter. I am not a stay at home wife... I need to be making money not spending it. Anybody tall dark, handsome, rich, death, dumb and blind... looking for a wife? LMBO
Posted on: Thu, 03 Oct 2013 03:42:06 +0000

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