First grade grand final Calcutta form guide. Players to be actioned off 8pm Thursday at the club. Please come along and join in the fun. 1 JUNIOR HARRIS : has been outstanding this year leading from the front wouldnt surprise to see him score , could be the highest price prop in Calcutta history $6. 2 MITCH BAYLEY (C): the skipper, solid all year, if he scores hes promised a return bout with his old man on players day , hopefully this time with clothes on ,roughie $30. 3 ASHTON PARTRIDGE : had to give up a lucrative male modelling gig this year due to a horrific eye injury , does the tough stuff in the middle ,others preferred $50 4 ANTHONY PARTRIDGE : the better looking of the Partridge twins (sorry Tim) has crossed for a few this year , but we are unsure whether its him or Elliot Pankhurst due to them looking strangely similar . $12 5 DR MITCHELL TANNER : has been handing out advice to opposition players all year an not even charging them , his goal kicking has been awful , only matched by his try scoring strike rate , look elsewhere $55 , claim half back from Medicare . 6 JACOB REID : weedy or brother of Sam Reid as he likes to be known , has put some of his best performances in this year at civic park for his mixed touch team , strong at the breakdown ,cant see him getting over the line but ,$45 7 GUY SHEPHERD : currently sporting a beard that kirk reynoldson would be proud of , scoring tries isnt a priority for shep stopping them is ,rough hope $18 8 LINCOLN ADLER : hard running no8 with plenty of tries to his name this year ,will be wearing blinkers if he gets close to the line ,very expensive purchase at last years Calcutta , will cost u a fair few GRESHAMS to buy him this year . Solid claims $6 9 SAM ERNST : if u purchase this bloke at the Calcutta u get value for money , round 17 Sammy darted from back of scrum could have passed to his best mate chose not to , sort of ruthlessness u like to see as a punter , massive chance $6 10 SAM WALKER : UP !UP ! Cronulla , thats for u skip , Money Bill one of the leading try scorers in A grade and his household this year ,when hes not on his favourite pastime (tinder ) hes scoring tries , can sniff out a line . The punters favourite $2.50 11 BEN OSLAND : hasnt been sited for a few weeks due to a music festival happening somewhere in the world , come back to form last week with a critical try . Big chance $4 12 WIKUS LOUW : not sure if Ive spelt his name correct so Ill just call him john smith , has been the rock in backline all year , damaging runner, leading the line speed in defence , wouldnt shock to see him score , $9 13 JAMES STIRZAKER, reminds me a lot of Mick Cruickshanks ( bucket arse) like Mick he got all the ability in the family . Worth plenty of thought $9 14 FRANCIS CARMINE : former sheep farmer from the South Island of nz , wont hold that against him .8 tries for the year cant rule him out $7. 15 DANIEL BATES : Darius Boyd is back from his trip to Greece and is playing good footy , unfortunately he took kicking lessons off tanner last week can be excused for that, his 70m intercept reminded us all how quick he can move , big chance $3.50. The bench : some of 2nd grades best try scorers on this bench , including retired ladies man BERT BERTSON, and crowd favourite PAUL MAGYAR and the B grade top try scorer and human wrecking ball STEVE GORDON if they get on early look out .Smokeys chance $15
Posted on: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 09:31:44 +0000
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