First, its was Twilight, then it was Divergent, now Jordanns reading her latest craze series The Selection. For the past few weeks (as soon as she finishes her chores) she escapes to her room and reads till bed time EVERY NIGHT! Last night, she took a break (after a particularly upsetting chapter), walked into the kitchen and said Daddy, Heres the top 5 reasons Im single and probably will be for a very long time. Number 1? Male characters like Tobias Easton, Edward Cullen, Percy Jackson, Jace Wayland and Prince Maxom have given me verrrrrry HIGH expectations in guys. Number 2? My beauty will make most boys insecure and I cant stand insecure men...thats so weak! Number 3? 95% of the guys at my school never, ever read unless its books for class or the back of video game packages! Number 4? If they DO read, they have terrible taste in books and they dont get the beauty of books, therefore they dont understand my obsession, and.... Number 5? Im too busy fan-girling and crying over dead characters to socialize. Justin and I: ~ Laughing our heads OFF ~ Me: Running to the book store RIGHT NOW to purchase the next trilogy she wants to read! LOL :D Love my beautiful, genius kiddos!
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 19:14:10 +0000
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