First of all, Id like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. Thats just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. Theyre just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, theyre angels. But angels dont kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like theyve been serial-crushed by some huge friggin guy
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 04:54:26 +0000
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