First, the Wife and I go to the Valparaiso Walmart. We were only going in for a few small things, but Stacey grabs a cart....why??? She always does. SMH I told her, you dont need it today cause youre shopping with the Game Warden. ;) So Stacey and I leave there to go to Shipshewanna on the Road today at the Porter County Expo Center. It was packed! So this guys trying to sell my wife a boffer. Its like a small cushioned baseball bat that kids use to sword fight each other without anyone getting hurt. He says its good for relieving back stress too and starts to do a drum roll with two of them on her back. Then telling her to tilt her head forward starts doing her neck saying, This is where most of your stress comes from. Ummm...correction! Most of her stress comes from me...pointing to myself. :) ;) I was so tired of the crowds and walking around. I kept yawning constantly and loudly and couldnt stop myself. Stacey kept giving me the look. :/ But I made the best of it and didnt complain. If fact, Santa wouldve been proud of me. I resisted the temptation to grope a mannequin. They sure put some nice butts on those things. ;) :) Then we leave and are on our way to Chick Fil-A for lunch. But by this time shes had it with my yawning and starts mimicking me in the car. TOTALLY EXAGGERATING and making me sound like Im Tarzan yelling in the jungle. LOL I was laughing so hard and crying that I couldnt yawn anymore. I guess that cured me. :)
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 21:13:04 +0000
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