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First time Ive been this skinny...ever. I think I am starting to burn through the really old fat. Like were talking drug filled, fast food fortified, old, gelatinous fat in the beer gut. My right armpit has smelled like a burning tire for a week. Just my right one. I have to reapply de-funking sauce during the day which is unheard of for me. I farted today at the gym and it was this unholy ruining of the air. I guess thats what 25 year old LSD and Budweiser smell like. I kept thinking of the corpse of Jerry Garcia. Im a weird dude. This is going to be a weird day.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 15:25:11 +0000

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