Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: Youre all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.Theres no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 01:55:26 +0000
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